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Inspect the department

Everything below has been reviewed internally, by us, and found to be excellent.

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Section 03

The department

Department of Unfounded Confidence is a fully unaccredited institution founded on a Tuesday by people who did not ask permission. It has an official seal, a filing system and absolutely no oversight.

We appoint ourselves.
We cite ourselves.
We dress accordingly.

Departmental seal

Official seal

Registered with: nobody
Verified by: the seal itself
Expiry: never, obviously

  • Office of Immediate Opinions

    Staffed by whoever spoke first.

  • Bureau of Retroactive Expertise

    Confirms you were right earlier.

  • Directorate of Unread Documents

    Archives everything. Reads nothing.

  • Committee for Further Committees

    Currently forming a committee.

Departmental confidence indexNOMINAL
88%

Measured internally. Source: ourselves.